As used by Prince William himself, here's the basic training manual for fatherhood recruits!
Attention! In your hand is an indispensable training manual for new recruits to fatherhood. Written by ex-Commando and dad of three, Neil Sinclair, this manual will teach you, in no-nonsense terms, how to: • Survive the first 24 hours • Prepare and Plan to Prevent Poor Parental Performance • Maintain morale in the ranks • Feed, clothe, transport and entertain your troops • Transport the troops successfully on manoeuvres • Increase your flash to bang’ time and ‘square away’ tasks along the way. And much, much more. Let Training Commence.