Diddly Squat Farm Bollocks Candle

The unique and leathery scent of my car seat, blended with hints of oakmoss and earthy spices. A totally unique and bespoke scent, created for Jeremy. There is no other smell like this.... in the world.

Fire up your life with our Bollocks Candle. Designed to add a touch of Jeremy’s cheeky charm to any room, this candle doesn’t just light up your space; it brings a smile to your face. Made from high-quality wax, it burns cleanly and evenly, filling your home with a deep leathery scent. Perfect for those moments when you need to sit back, relax, and say, 'Bollocks'. Whether as a gift or a treat for yourself, this candle is sure to be a conversation starter. Light it up and let the good times roll, isn't life too short for boring candles.

This Smells Like My Bollocks

For every purchase of this Diddly Squat Farm product made on Ocado.com or zoom.ocado.com by 31st March 2027, 5p will be donated to The Ernest Cook Trust charity (Registered Charity No: 1146629) by each of Ocado Retail Limited and Diddly Squat Farm (the trading name of Curdle Hill Farm Limited) (10p in total) up to a maximum total donation of £20,000.

Buying this helps farmers farm. Find out why at diddlysquatfarmshop.com

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Safety Warning:
To avoid FIRE HAZARD please read the following carefully before use

Remove all packaging. Place on a stable, level, heat resistant surface away from draughts and combustible materials. Not wood, plastic or any material that may mark with heat. Keep away from things that can catch fire. Keep away from children and pets. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Always trim wick to 5mm prior to each use. Stop burning when 5mm of wax remains. Keep wax pool free of foreign objects e.g. matches, as this may cause a dangerous second source of flame. Container may become hot during use. Extinguish if flame becomes enlarged or smokes. Do not burn this candle for more than 3 hours at any one time.

Diddly Squat Farm

In 2020, we accidentally grew tonnes of potatoes. We say accidentally, we planted them on purpose, we didn't expect such amazing results!
That's probably the best way to describe how Diddly Squat Farm Shop came to be. Not a grand plan. More of a realisation that this land produces beautiful things, that people want to know where their food actually comes from, and that there was something worth building.
So we made it happen. Slowly, honestly, with a lot of help from the most extraordinary team and trusted fellow local producers. That matters to us enormously.
Farming isn't just romantic; it's real, and often really hard. That's why we have our rallying cry, For Farms’ Sake, because we know just how much effort goes into any type of farming.
We hope our produce reflects that honesty. No pretending. No dressing it up. Just good food, from good people, grown in good soil.
We're so glad you found us, welcome to Diddly Squat.

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