Juicy Marbles Plant Based Baby Ribs

In thine hands you hold not just a "food," but a succulent vessel of escape. A primal receptacle of pleasure. A slab of hope. Oh, and how we need it. Have you noticed that society is becoming increasingly intolerable? Stifling to the soul? Utterly rational and achingly calculated? We have. So we hath created these ribs out of pure, unfiltered irrationality. And plants. With bones thou can eat. Bones out of raw, pristine protein. Although, we must admit, not many have yet found tasty ways of preparing the bones. But we must remain hopeful. At the very least, one can throweth them into the organic bin. Indeed, some have called bones of plant origins pure madness. But, "Though this be madness, there is method in't," said Polonius in Shakespeare's Hamlet, recognizing something artful in one's loss of mind. After all, bones invite us to eat with our hands and, for a brief moment, let go of this constructed decency that imprisons us all. Bones invite us to tear off luscious chunks of meat, and share that indulgence with the whole table. And there is nothing better than gorging on a completely absurd meal with those close to one's heart. One needn't even cook Marbles' Ribs for hours to achieve the most sublime tenderness. No no. A mere 15-20 minutes will do. A quick slather of one's favorite rub or sauce, a modest time of scorching heat, and we may begin to live deliciously. We may begin to forget who we are, and remember who we really are...Sexy space monkeys on an infinite journey to nowhere. Bon appetit! - Mr. Marbles

Marbles' meats aren't grown in a lab, 3D printed or made with shady chemicals. We're just channeling the energy of a large-cheeked grandma with a profanely vast knowledge of physics, an innate desire to feed all living, breathing creatures. She has fluffy purple hair. She is small yet sturdy. She wants you to enjoy your food and be healthy. And you know grandma doesn't bring that 80's idea of 'health,' which tasted as if the color beige somehow became safe for human consumption. No no. She brings the house down. Nobody knows how she can make you feel so cozy and yet so nourished. Her ways are unattainable by mere mortals.

Bones are made out of soy protein concentrate and are edible.

32g of Protein Per Serving, 100% Plant Content, Plant-Based Bone-In Ribs, High in Protein, Source of Iron, Ready in 15 min, High in B12, High in Fiber, Source of Truth, Juicy Marbles Surreal Kitchen, No Thickeners, Stabilisers or Preservatives, Suitable for Vegans

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How to maketh ribs?
1. Marinate or apply spice rub if desired.
2. Bake in the oven at 200°C on a ventilation setting for about 15-20 minutes.
3. Proceed to live deliciously!

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Storage:
Keep refrigerated between +4°C and +8°C and use within 3 days of opening.
Do not consume if the packaging is damaged or bloated. Always cook to an internal temperature of 74°C

Safety Warning:
FAIR WARNING
BABY RIBS MAY CAUSE: SUDDEN OUTBURSTS OF CHILDLIKE OPTIMISM, BLINDING CLARITY ON LIFE'S PURPOSE, AND MESSY FİNGERS. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO EXPERIENCE THESE SYMPTOMS OR ARE SATISFIED WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: "THE GRIND", "ADULTING", "CIRCLING BACK ON MONDAY", OR "TOILING IN THE EXISTENTIAL VACUUM" - DO NOT CONSUME BABY RIBS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Importer:
Formidable Foods Ltd,
Treviot House,
186-192 High Road,
Ilford,
Essex,
IG1 1LR,
United Kingdom.

Additional Information:
V-Label International - Vegan, V-LABEL.COM

Water, Soy Protein Concentrate (24 %), Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavours, Pea Protein Isolate, Red Beet Juice Concentrate, Salt, Apple Extract, Vitamin B12

Contains Soya

Suitable for Vegans

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Treviot House,
186-192 High Road,
Ilford,
Essex,
IG1 1LR,
United Kingdom.
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