Surreal High Protein Low Sugar Cocoa Cereal 240g
£4
£6£1.67 per 100g
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More Protein Than You Can Shake A Spoon At...
The country's leading cerealologists have discovered that Surreal has more protein than you can shake a spoon at. The research, carried out by Oxfork Spooniversity, involved ten volunteers shaking cutlery at various breakfasts. The volunteers managed to shake spoons at breakfasts containing 5,7 and 10 grams of protein, but it proved impossible to shake a spoon at Surreal's whopping 13 grams of protein. "It's bowled me over," said Dr Jessica Realname. "How can a breakfast be this tasty and yet this proteiny? And how can shaking spoons be an official measurement of something?"
In other news, there are unconfirmed reports that we made this whole thing up.
Sweet Nothings
The Ministry of Eating Stuff were left dumbstruck after their investigation concluded that there's 0g of sugar in a bowl of Surreal. A spokesperson said "This is the best thing to happen to breakfast since bread slices."
Crunch the Numbers
Surreal leading cocoa flavoured cereal
0g - Sugar - 9g
6g - Net carbs - 27g
13g - Protein - 2g
Yes - High fibre - No
Yes - Gluten free - No
Based on 37g serving
The country's leading cerealologists have discovered that Surreal has more protein than you can shake a spoon at. The research, carried out by Oxfork Spooniversity, involved ten volunteers shaking cutlery at various breakfasts. The volunteers managed to shake spoons at breakfasts containing 5,7 and 10 grams of protein, but it proved impossible to shake a spoon at Surreal's whopping 13 grams of protein. "It's bowled me over," said Dr Jessica Realname. "How can a breakfast be this tasty and yet this proteiny? And how can shaking spoons be an official measurement of something?"
In other news, there are unconfirmed reports that we made this whole thing up.
Sweet Nothings
The Ministry of Eating Stuff were left dumbstruck after their investigation concluded that there's 0g of sugar in a bowl of Surreal. A spokesperson said "This is the best thing to happen to breakfast since bread slices."
Crunch the Numbers
Surreal leading cocoa flavoured cereal
0g - Sugar - 9g
6g - Net carbs - 27g
13g - Protein - 2g
Yes - High fibre - No
Yes - Gluten free - No
Based on 37g serving
Surreally healthy cereal, 13g Protein per serving, 6g Net carbs per serving, 0g Sugar per serving, High protein, High fibre, Keto friendly, 12g carbs - 6g erythritol = 6g net carbs, Gluten free, Suitable for vegans
Country of Origin
Produce of the EU
Suitable for vegetarians
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